Just a nannothought or two

Get a clip

If I watch one more interview with the female celebrity constantly pushing her long hair back, I will abandon Larry King Live! forever. From queen Nor to Priscilla Presley, the beautiful and rich spend the entire hour pushing their expensive locks away from their face. I beg them to cut their hair or get a clip!

Shoeless

How does it happen, all those shoes cluttering the asphalt on busy streets and intersections? I see them tossed from car windows and left like garbage. Mostly tennis shoes, but not always, mostly single, but sometimes in pairs. Who pitches shoes from cars as they travel through the suburbs and never bothers to retrieve them?